Tag Archives: humor

A school teacher friend of mine injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. On his first day of the term, still with the cast under his shirt, he was assigned … Continue reading →

A college English professor wrote the words “Woman without her man is a savage” on the blackboard, and directed his students to punctuate it correctly. He found the men looked at it one way, and girls another. The males wrote, … Continue reading →

A drill sergeant ordered two young female recruits to paint a room in the barracks, stressing that they not get any paint on their uniforms. Doubtful they could avoid ruining their clothes, the women locked the door, stripped naked and … Continue reading →

My son and I became lost while hiking high in the southern Rockies. I immediately went to work with my map and compass to determine where we had gone off course. My son, an electronics engineer, produced from his pack … Continue reading →

A famous scientist was on his way to yet another lecture when his chauffeur offered an idea. “hey, boss, I’ve heard your speech so many times, I bet I could deliver it and give you the night off.” “Sounds great,” … Continue reading →

“Do you know the name of the little boy who sits behind you, Rosalie?” Mother asked the first-grader. “His name is Jimmy,” Rosalie answered. “Jimmy who?” asked Mother. “His whole name is Jimmy Sitdown,” said Rosalie, “that’s what the teacher … Continue reading →